What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 04:03
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever